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Sayings For Your Birthday Koozies

Your birthday is fast approaching and you’ve just realized you hadn’t put any thought into party favors until now!  Lucky for you, koozieZ.com can turn personalized koozie orders around as fast as 24 hours!  Now that you’ve realized the party favor of your dreams can become a reality, what do you put on it?

Funny birthday quotes and images to go along with them are always a big hit at birthdays.  Something funny that everyone can relate to is a great way to break the ice and will be a fond memory for guests when they take their customized koozies home with them.  Consider putting a saying with your date of birth on one side and an image and your name/name of the event on the other.  Check out some of the great sayings we’ve listed below as suggestions for what to print on your koozie.

Birthday Quotes and Sayings For Your Koozie Order:

1. We couldn’t fit so many candles on your cake so we just set the cake on fire!

2. The older I get, the better I was!

3. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

4. Happy Birthday, I was going to share my cake but I ate it all.

5. To the nation’s best kept secret… your true age!

6. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

7. Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have, the harder it is to breathe.

8. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

9. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

10. A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – R. C. Ferguson

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