An inspirational freeform poem on koozies:
My beer uncovered, makes me shudder, never shall I drink. Knowing that I, without cold beverage, away from my booze do shrink. But enter wrapper, around my can slap ‘er, and problem it is solved, so coolie sporting, ladies a’courting, onward I do roam. The fine lady swoons, your beer is in tune, covered in that fuzz with your logo. Now she’s on your arm, sound the alarms, you are no longer solo!
This is just a spurious vignette to show you the potent nature of koozies, especially vis-a-vis their ability to turn you into a chick magnet. It’s true, but you don’t have to take my word for it – check out the popular reviews of koozies in every corner of the web, where customers howl their approval of Kooziez.com, their amazing customer service, quick turnaround time, and superior quality. You won’t find this level of support even if you’ve got a black Amex card – the koozie team is at your beck and call for any and all prospective orders, existing orders, or recommendations.