So, It looks like we are due for another hurricane.  Just when you thought the images of Katrina, Floyd, Fran, Andrew, and the rest of the massive storms that have slammed into the USA in the last 25 years were out of our minds – think again. There is a hurricane brewing named Irene and she looks like a doozy.

Irene is right now right of the Bahamas and I believe is a category 3.  However, storm gurus believe that she can reach a possible 4 or maybe even a 5!  A category 5 would easily cause a billion dollars in damage it if came ashore in a heavily populated area.  Frankly, that means the entire east coast.

Residents right now should begin to pack there bags, buy some batteries, board up the house and leave your custom koozies at home!

Get out when you can and if you cannot get out, that is OK, we need you to just be ready!  May God Bless the people wherever this behemoth lands.

Hurricane Irene hunting for some custom koozies

Vegan – Bill Clinton

So, I was reading this morning that Bill Clinton is a vegan.  The man that brought the greatest prosperity to our nation in the decade of the 90s does now not eat meat. The man who got in a ton of trouble for his “bedroom” behavior, now does not chow on a burger. The man who was responsible for the military when Somali Black Hawk Down took place, doesn’t eat a hot dog at the ball park. The man who is married to Hillary Clinton, the secretary of state and possible next president, want eat at KFC. The man who is nicknamed Slick Willy, want mow on Kobe Beef anymore. I wonder if he plans on being a Vegan for the rest of his life and or he is a going to go back over to the dark side.

Bill, you are an interesting man, love you or hate you – impressive! Well back to the Koozie Job!!!

Clinton, now a Vegan in need of custom koozies.

Anderson Cooper – can you really take him serious behind the desk?

Anderson Cooper of CNN.com had a hissy fit yesterday thanks to Gerard Depardieu’s peeing on the floor.  He made some ridiculous jokes about urine and the french language, his writer’s are not good. A pun is only good as the delivery and Cooper is not set up for the delivery.  He tries to be like jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but frankly Cooper is not in the same league with those guys. Those guys can kill it – this man cannot!

Cooper is at his best when he is out in the field. I will give him respect for some of the reporting he has done in Africa, Asia, Haiti, etc.  I am impressed by his demeanor and bravery – but behind a desk and comedy – my opinion differs. I think he should stick to just the field reporting.  Just like I should probably stick to printing koozies and not journalism.

Anderson Cooper needs custom koozies.

Niagara Falls Claims Another Victim

Niagara Falls claims another victim. Recently, an Asian Tourist, who jumped over a railing in order to have a better photographic opportunity, fell to her death. Canadian divers searched for the victim for hours but were unable to locate her. However, in a weird twist, they were able to find another victim.

Niagara falls is famous for tourist and crazy deaths. Unfortunately, the fall has made the impressive waterfall look less than impressive over the past few weeks.

Below you will see a photograph of the falls and needless to say, it looks powerful.

I visited the Falls about 5 years ago on the way back from Canadian. I was impressed, but smart enough to not go near the lip of the falls and definitely not crazy enough to try and ride a barrel over the falls.  Well – let me know your thoughts – back to printing koozies.

Niagara Falls Needs A Custom Koozie.

Warren Buffett

Warren Buffett is the man.  I don’t care what you say, he is a pretty cool guy.  Here is a guy worth anywhere from 30-50 billion depending on the year, the market, and how things are flowing that is literally just like you and I. He drives a modest car, lives in the same house that he lived in before he made his wealth, he has kept his family in tact, and he made a TON of money and he gives it all away…Amazing.

Warren is now in the news because he is calling for the wealthy to pay more in taxes, well Warren the blogosphere is asking for you to put your money where your mouth is. Warren, a million to you is not very much to 99.99% of Americans it is more than their net worth. I do not think you should be penalized for being successful, nevertheless, I cant find any other way to increase revenue for the federal government.  Want to help out? At the bare minimum, buy some custom koozies .

Buffett looking for Custom Koozies

Ron Paul, Iowa Straw Poll

Folks, the primaries are beginning to heat up like global warming. As was evidenced by the spicy debate a few days ago between the Republican hopefuls.  At Kooziez.com we have a strict “do not get involved with politics” policy. Our job is to print custom koozies for democrats and republicans.

This policy reminds me of a quote that Michael Jordan allegedly said. One day he was asked about his voting preferences and he simply stated – I dont have one, both republicans and democrats buy shoes.

However, we at Kooziez.com like to create an open forum – feel free to comment on who you want to be your next president and or presidential canidate, we dont edit, we dont delete, we let everyone speak!

We believe the first amendment is the most important – you have the right to say whatever you want – with that said, you can say it on koozie if you prefer .  You choose, we print!!!

Ron Paul in need of a custom koozie

Happy Birthday Mr. President

Yes, it is the President’s 50th birthday today and it conjures up images of Kennedy and Monroe – “Happy Birthday Mr. President.” As they say the 50th birthday in today’s society is the new 40; however, due to stress it appears that it may be Obama’s 60th birthday.

Obama, whether you like him, hate him, or love him, he deserves birthday wishes. So President, tell us what you want for your birthday? Due to our bad economy I cannot afford much so please dont ask for a car or something like that. How about some custom koozies? We could put on them anything you want customize them to your liking. Would you like some? If you respond to us at Kooziez.com, I will be glad to send you 100 Koozies with whatever you want printed on them. I can send them to 1600 pennsylvania avenue, isnt that where you live?

Happy Birthday!

Obama - and his Custom Koozies

Unclaimed Money

So as we all know people around the world love to play scams on dumb unassuming Americans and the reason why is because we actually fall for it. Well there is a new one today claiming to have unclaimed money that is yours. The scammers send emails to unsuspecting individuals asking them to send personal information in order to be elegible to receive their funds.

Most recently this scam has been working and working well in Ohio. Ohioan authorities have been working to warn there citizens in order to keep them from falling victim to the scam. Ironically, Ohio does have a lot of unclaimed money, last year alone the State returned over 60 million dollars in funds to its citizens.  Needless to say, that is a lot of unclaimed cash. I wish I had some unclaimed cash left to me by some distant family member or what not so I could buy more custom koozies.

Unclaimed Money can buy a lot of Custom Koozies

Metta World Peace

It appears that Ron Artest is making a name change to Metta World Peace. Not really sure what this means, but I kind of like this new movement in sports. We now have Chad Ocho Cinco as well as Metta World Peace. Metta himself is working hard to change his name, matter of fact, I think he has now filed 4 times in the Los Angeles times – once a week for 4 weeks – this announcement. Meaning, he is eligible for an official name change this month.

Ron, I mean Metta, I do not know if you are reading my blog, however, if you are… feel free to hit me up. I would love to send you some free koozies to hand out in honor of world peace. We at Kooziez.com love world peace as much as we love custom koozies – so keep up the good work and good luck with the name change…

Metta World Peace and Koozies

Michael Phelps warming up or just old?

Michael Phelps, one of the favorite athletes of Kooziez.com is beginning his run for all types of world records.  The Olympics of 2012 in London are little over a year away and track, swimming, and other major athletes are beginning their one year plan and push to become the next superstar.

Phelps is doing well, but not as well as we would like. In between the printing of custom koozies we take time to go to ESPN.com to get check ups on Phelps status at the worlds. He has swam well but he is going to have to train like a mad man to come back and take another 6 golds at the upcoming Olympics.

Obviously, we are pulling for you Michael, so go get your groove on, train hard, don’t take anything illegal and come win some races for the good old red, white and blue!

MICHAEL PHELPS looking for some Custom Koozies