Miranda Kerr, the 27 year old Australian model best know for being a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and Orlando Bloom, the 33 year old English actor, announced their engagement today after three years together.

Whether or not this decadent duo decides on a celebrity wedding or small get together, here at KoozieZ we believe that personalized wedding koozies would make the perfect party favor!

Not convinced that these A-listers should serve their Old Heckled Hen and Foster’s in a slip on bottle koozie? Just hear us out…

Personalized Wedding Koozies for Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom

So, as you may or may not know, personalized wedding koozies are so great because you can not only choose style and color, but an image and saying as well…

Here at KoozieZ, the creative juices flow so ferociously that we took the liberty of coming up with some sweet-sounding sayings…

• “Eat, drink and be married!”
  • Oh, crap, Miranda Kerr doesn’t eat… Nevermind!
• “I went to Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s wedding, and all I got was this damn koozie! No, seriously, wtf… All I get is a damn koozie?!?”
• “Here’s to the pretty people!”
• I married “Miss Right”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know that her first name was “Always”

If you have any other salacious sayings or quirky quotes, we’d love to hear them! Just leave a comment below