Here are some of KoozieZ favorite alcohol quotes… They’re also great for koozie quotes!

• Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much.  Then again, don’t drink too little.  ~Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen

• Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown

• Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.  ~W.C. Fields

• You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.  ~Author Unknown

• I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.  ~Frank Sinatra

• I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.  ~Oscar Levant

• Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.  ~Jean Kerr

• They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.  ~Scottish Proverb

• Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.  ~Homer Simpson

• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.  ~Henny Youngman