Preparing For the Royal Wedding Koozies Party

Royal Wedding Koozies Party -

Order your Royal Wedding Koozies Now!!!

So, this morning, I sent to print our Royal Wedding Koozies.  We went with Collapsible Neoprene Wedding Koozies (as these work well with Keg Cups) that say – “Couple of Hundred Years Ago We Whooped Your Ass – Now We Are Partying While Watching Your Wedding”.

I thought some of you Red-Blooded Americans would get a kick out of that – for all our English Clients – sorry!

Royal Wedding Koozies

More Importantly, I ordered a Keg – 2 to be precise and in fitting honor, I made it Newcastle and Guiness.  I know what you are thinking right now – you wish you worked for Kooziez.com… well, sorry, but if you want to come to the party – you can email Jen@kooziez.com to ask for directions.  We are starting at 4:00 am and partying until we cannot stand-up – for some of us that is a few hours – for me – I will be going all day!

Happy Royal Wedding!

Royal Wedding – SHOWTIME

Royal Wedding is Here – Order you Royal Wedding Koozies Today.

So, if you think I am kidding, I am not – we at Kooziez.com are having a Royal Wedding Koozies Party – That means we are going to get to work at 5:00 am – and fire up the grill.  We are going to do eggs and kegs.  Of course we are also going to fire up the Mimosas and Blood Marys.

So, if you dont believe me, send an email to jen@kooziez.com with the words “Dear Jen, I did not believe the most recent post about the Royal Wedding Koozie Party – please provide photographs.”  The first 3 people that Jen receives an email from with those words will receive 25 free koozies from Kooziez.com!

Order your Wedding Koozies today!

Koozies and The Royal Wedding

So the Royal Wedding is Upon us.  They have ordered their wedding koozies!  You might want to order your Royal Wedding Koozies Now,

So, I know what you are thinking, Royal Wedding Koozies were NOT ordered.  Well guess what!? You are right – but sort of right might I add.

You see, we at Kooziez.com wanted to get the Royal Couple a Gift that represented the Good old US of A and so we decided to take it upon ourselves and send them 100 free Koozies.  I know that they do not need free koozies; but we thought it would be a peaceful gesture.

So, we have sent the Koozies, now we are waiting to hear the feedback.  I see Kate and William have some serious class, so they may not use them at the Reception; nevertheless, I bet they do at their first BBQ!

With that said, we are looking to make Custom Koozies for Champagne flutes but have yet to design one that works and can be printed on as of yet.

Royal Wedding Koozies

Custom Blue Koozies with Custom Ink

KoozieZ.com has all types of Custom Blue Koozies for bottles, cans, and drinks.  Customers can buy foam koozies, neoprene can koozies, neoprene bottle koozies, slip-on bottle koozies, or collapsible koozies.

To buy these koozies, you can use the order form.  The order form has been designed by KoozieZ.com to be the best order form on the web!

Because KoozieZ.com has the best order form on the web we process dozens of orders a day.  People love KoozieZ.com for the customer service, the variety of products, colors, inks, and art that Kooziez.com can use to create your very own personalized koozies.

NBA Playoff Predictions

So it is about to start!  The NBA Playoffs are practically here and we are printing cheap koozies like mad! Many of our clients are repeat customers from last years playoffs, nevertheless, we are printing tons of new Koozies for new clients today.  So keeping with the NBA theme, I am going to throw some predictions out there – feel free to laugh, gawk, or doubt any and or all of them – But trust me, one thing I know is NBA Basketball and even more so, the Playoffs!

1.  For starters, the Celtics will lose in the first round to the Knicks.  I know, I know, you think I am crazy that a team with little chemistry can beat the mighty celtics; nevertheless, the will.  For starters old legs + long series = loss.  It is that simle the Celtics will be run out of the building.

2.  The Heat, not the Bulls will prevail in the East.  The Bulls are great and I am glad to see them return to dominance, but with that said, they have no real playoff experience while Wade and James do.  It is only a matter of time.  They will win the series handily 4-2.

3.  The Lakers dont survive the first round and the team that comes out of the West… Nuggets.  I know it sounds crazy but the Nuggets are playing good ball, they are fast, and they have the home court advantage at the altitude.  Look for the Nuggets to prevail….

And the winner of the Nuggets verse the Heat – well, you will have to let me sleep on that one .

NBA Playoffs and Cheap Koozies are here!

Long Time No Communication

Hey Guys!

I know it sounds cheezy, but I miss my daily blogs and my communication with our Koozie fans.  I have been travelling around the Americas over the past few weeks working from places like Mexico City, San Diego, Monterrey, amongst other places.  Working is a term I should probably use loosely.  I have been travelling to great places, meeting great people, and showing them Koozies.  As I am sure you all can imagine, when introducing a Koozie to a possible new buyer, you must show them the actual use; e.g. keeping beer cold – so needless to say, I had a few cold ones on the trip.  Now you can see why I love my job .

As you knows Koozies are not just for North Americans (although a majority of our clients are from the greatest country in the world the USA!) but they are for all people.  The Koozie was invented in the USA and we at Kooziez.com continue to promote Koozie health and produce all our Koozies in the USA  - thus we are 100% American Made.  Nevertheless, to improve our economy, share our freedoms, and of course, our passion for keeping beer cold, Kooziez.com is working to export our products to our neighbors in the Western Hemisphere.

So please join me in supporting Kooziez.com and the promotion of USA made products abroad by recommending our website to anyone you may know overseas, so they too can enjoy a cold beer after a long days worth of work.

ICE COLD BEER NEED ICE COLD KOOZIES!

Graduation Koozies

So a few days ago I wrote an entry about Graduation Koozies and since then, we have been swamped with orders but in a good way.  Frankly, we at Kooziez.com love to serve members of the communinty and provide them with the highest quality of Koozies on the Web at the lowest prices guaranteed and we love to do it even more so when it is a Graduation Celebration.

Right now, we are entering Koozies high-season – with Graduation Koozies, Wedding Koozies, and beach Koozies being ordered by the hour and we love it.  We double our production staff and we our front office help in order to better treat our customers.

So, if you are planning a graduation for a loved one, a wedding, or any other special event – shoot Jen (the design master) an email and let her know your thoughts and she will take care of everything – jen@kooziez.com.

Back to Kooziez.com and printing graduation koozies .

So Wedding Koozie Season is About to Start

We at Kooziez.com have our seasons just like everyone else, we have highs and lows, good and bad, and wedding and not.  Our specialty at Kooziez.com if the custom wedding koozie.  Our in house wedding design specialist, Jen, has worked on Wedding Koozies for years and has never left a bride unhappy.

Jen works hard to identify the bride’s needs and then most of the time creates a custom design for them for their wedding.  Some people love to choose clip art from the art library, others just words and sayings, but most love to pay the little extra and have something custom made – because it is their wedding day .

So, you ask how I know the season started – well I walked in this morning to an office hustling and bustling to fill orders from over the weekend for the start of Spring Weddings.  So we have Brides who waited to the last second hoping we can fill their orders with a smile on our faces – and guess what, we can .

So, if you have a wedding and need some Koozies – DO NOT hesitate – email Jen @ jen@kooziez.com and get started today.

Walking down the isle to the reception of cold beer and wedding koozies!!!

Barak Obama and Koozies?

Barak Obama has now been president for over 2 years – hard to believe huh?  I am not one to give political report cards and say I am pro or against Obama – I let the readers decide that – but what I can say is that Barak Obama has yet to buy Koozies.  I know what you are thinking, why would Obama want to buy custom koozies, cheap koozies, personalized koozies, etc – well – the answer is simple – who doesnt want to buy koozies?

Every day, Kooziez.com works with people all over the world who want to buy Koozies – whether it is used as a promotional item (Lord knows any man running for president could use that), a party (State Dinner anyone?), or say a beer summit (Did Obama have one of these already?) – Koozies are the perfect gift to your guests… could you see Merkel or Jin-Tao walking around with  Koozie at the white house?

So, if anyone knows Obama out there – please let him know we are waiting for his order.  We are a small American Company that only buys American Products and produces all are Koozies in America (Tell Obama, I would be glad to show him), so keeping all that in mind – Obama – we are waiting for your order and who knows we might even give you a discount.  That is if you are paying with the USA Credit Card as we know we have about 13 trillion in overdraft fees; however, if you pay with your card – full price .

obama, pondering life, liberty, and the pursuit of koozies

Nuclear Meltdown, Nuclear Explosion – Fear and Hype?

So like most of you all, I know a Tsunami took place in Japan last week and I know that a few nuclear plants were seriously damaged by the main quake (that caused the Tsunami) as well as the many aftershocks that continue to rock the country of Japan.  With that said, there have been a lot of reports of Nuclear Explosion, Nuclear Meltdown, etc – in  an armagedon meets the apocalypse style of talk.

Consecuently, I decided to take a break from producing cheap koozies and read about the likelihood of these events.  I was pleasently suprised to find what I read.  Basically a nuclear bomb is not exploding and blowing up the planet, uranium is not melting to the earth’s core (more like 60 feet), and the guess what, the end of the world is not coming.

I read multiple articles from multiple sources that basically stated that their is not enough uranium, nor the right kind of uraninum, nor the miniscule amount of space needed to allow for a nuclear explosion.  A meltdown, where the uranium basically burns itself up is what appears to be happening, and yes, this is an enviromental disaster but not like that of a nuclear bomb going off in say Nagasaki or Hiroshima. 

Thus, please pray and support our Japanese allies; but do not fret – the end of the world is not coming and we will not be rocked by a nuclear bomb.

Until next time – back to Koozies .

Nuclear Reactors can produce energy to produce a lot of cheap koozies