Blank koozies are a total travesty… Yes, a blank koozie will keep your drink ice cold and your hand dry, but where are the fun colors and catchy phrases?!?

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I can already imagine the excuses for not personalizing that poor, blank koozie: I can’t think of anything to say, I don’t want to appear silly, I don’t want to be laughed at, and the list goes on and on… So, in the words of Elbert Hubbard, “Don’t make excuses – make good!”

Ways to Personalize a Blank Koozie

In an attempt to save the world’s blank koozies from boredom and make them fun and personalized, I’ve created a helpful list to get your creative juices flowing.

A la Koozie Personalization!

Koozies for Graduation

Some quotes to turn blank koozies into graduation koozies:

• The tassel’s worth the hassle!  ~Author Unknown
• The fireworks begin today.  Each diploma is a lighted match.  Each one of you is a fuse.  ~Edward Koch
• All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder.  ~Author Unknown
• Wherever you go, go with all your heart.  ~Confucius
• Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.  ~Author Unknown
• Hitch your wagon to a star.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Koozies for Weddings

Some quotes to turn blank koozies into wedding koozies:

• “To Have and To Hold, and to Keep Your Beer Cold”
• “What a Catch” with Baseball & Mit image
• “Somthing old, something new, something borrowed, and my something blue” with blue koozie
• “Eat, drink and be married!”
• “Laugh, drink and be married!”
• “I went to ______ and ______’s wedding, and all I got was this damn koozie!”
• “The wedding is here, time for beer!”
• “Vows are Done, Time for Fun”
• “Beer and koozies are like (your name) and (partner’s name)
• “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a koozie.”
• “The sincerest love is the love of beer.”
• “I stole this from ______ and ______’s wedding!”
• I married “Miss Right”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know that her first name was “Always”
• “Live, Laugh, Love”

Koozies for Retirement

Some quotes to turn blank koozies into retirement koozies:

• The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.  ~Abe Lemons
• I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!  ~Author Unknown
• Life begins at retirement.  ~Author Unknown
• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.  ~Doug Larson
• Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.  ~Gene Perret
• I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.  ~Hartman Jule
• I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.  So I do it three or four times a day.  ~Gene Perret
• Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith