The Best Promotional Items, Koozies

Simple Marketing Tips; when choosing the Proper Promotional Item for Your Company

It’s a question that faces Marketing Officers from the largest multi-national companies in the world to the smallest owner-operated companies. From companies that are “start-up” to those that have already been established. What is the most effective way to use my marketing budget to yield the highest sustainable ROI (Return on Investment)?

There is no one real “right answer”, different companies have different needs. Much like the variety of products in the world, there are a variety of ways to market, Television, TV, Radio, Print and Promotional Items… to name a few. Tens of thousands of books have been written on these topics, for the sake of simplicity and my expertise, I will choose to stick with one sure-fire way to get your “Brand” into people’s homes and cast it in a positive light – Promotional Items.

Promo Item, is a general term that refers to items with company’s brands emblazoned on them, such as T-shirts, Pens, Notepads, Magnets, etc. For me, one item that stands above all else, in effectiveness, cost, and prolonged branding, is the Koozie, a.k.a Can Holder, Huggies, Beer Huggies, Can Koozies, Personalized Koozies, Custom Koozies, Neoprene Koozies, Cozys, Coozies, Mr. Stubbys.

For those who are unfamiliar with it, the Koozie a product that is made out of fabric (more economical) and or neoprene (material used to make wet suits). The idea of the Koozie is to be a protective insulating barrier on a cold can, or, bottled beverage. There are various styles, some that slip-on, zip up, enter from the bottom, top, etc. But all the products are successful marketing tools, regardless of which ones you choose.

Why I believe the Koozie is the most effective Promotional Item?

1. Cost v. Use – Cheap items, such as pens and notepads are effective marketing tools, nonetheless, they are extremely common and often made with poor quality; thus they quickly end up in the garbage or recycling bin. T-shirts are good products as well, nonetheless to obtain quality threads, it is expensive and the “fit” may not be what your target customer would wear, in either style or cut; thus, rendering it useless. On the other hand koozies satisfy both the cost and variables that a Marketing Exec looks for. They are much cheaper than T-shirts (albeit a little more expensive than pens or notepads) and they are “one size fits all”. Thus they service any 12 ounce can and or bottle. You would be hard pressed to find anyone that does not have at least one drink a day out of a can or bottle – thus a Koozies can be used by ALL of your potential customers.
2. Duration – Koozies literally last forever. Notepads can be used up, pens can break, T-Shirts can be worn out (or worse, just thrown away), but a koozie, has almost unlimited use. Thus, your product will stay in your client’s homes and can be used, over and over again, to keep their beverages cold.
3. The X Factor – each marketing tools has there pros and cons and what I like to call the X factor. The Koozie X factor is off the charts! You see, when people use a koozie, it is because they have a drink in their hand, often an ice cold beer. What does beer signify to a customer? A good time… But the X Factor gets stronger. Not only are they drinking a beer, they are drinking a beer covered in your brand. Think about it, they are “drinking a good time” and your brand is the one that is providing it.

I guess that is why more Koozies are printed each year in the USA than there are people!

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Top 5 Ways to Have a Memorable Week at the Lake or Beach House

 

Anyone who has ever planned a “getaway” for family, friends, or colleagues, knows it is not easy.  Not only are you in charge of location, but guest list, entertainment, food and beverage, and of course the overarching theme of “memorable moments”.  A memorable moment is simple, a moment in which an individual will never forget, or better said, one that they will remember for the rest of their lives.

No one plans a memorable moment, they just sort of happen; however, Memorable Moments are a lot like luck – it happens when preparation meets opportunity.  The following five pieces of advice will help you “prepare” to create an ambiance that will create an opportunity for your guests to have a memorable moment.

TIPS for Memorable Moments

  1. Guest List – this is number one for a reason.  You can have a wonderful spread and ice cold beverages, but if no one comes, it will be a moment you rather forget than remember.  Life is better when it is being shared with those that you love and cherish.  Thus, take a second, think about who you want to invite, there individual personalities, how they will everyone “fit” together, what are you trying to accomplish, etc.?  E.G. If I want to have a beer blast, stay up later playing poker, and fish off my hangover the next day… well, I would invite my Fraternity Brothers AND definitely leave my Mother off of the invitation.  However, if I wanted to play with my nieces and nephews, take memorable photographs, talk about politics and life philosophy, I would invite my family AND EMPHATICALLY leave my Fraternity Brothers off the list.
  2. Location – With the right people, you can have fun anywhere, even a funeral house or waiting in an airport lounge, nevertheless, you can have more fun if the location is inviting and fits the guest list.  E.G. A lake house with little to no access to the outside world might be perfect for the fam; but not so much for the fraternity brothers’ while a lake house with access to outside entertainment, bars, pools halls, clubs, ladies, golf courses, etc are perfect for the Fraternity Brothers, but the noise and distraction would bother the fam.
  3. Loose Schedule – No one likes to be told what to do all the time, especially when they are vacation – but at the same time, no schedule might lead to boredom and boredom does not equal memorable moment.  Before heading to the getaway spot, I would look into what are some diversion options.  Googling around and asking people that have been there before are great places to start.  Once you have some ideas of what options there are, you might want to send a group email to all involved and say “tentatively, these are some things we might want to do when we are there”.
  4. Start an email chain of all those involved – I know this sounds stupid, but if you are planning a getaway with family or friends that don’t see each other on a regular basis, this will get everyone quickly reintroduced and start to create anticipation.  Thus the memory starts to form before the event even happens!!! Trust me, try it, send an email to all involved, make a joke and watch how the chain grows.
  5. Create a Souvenir.  I personally like photographs and Koozies.  Photographs are sent electronically these days or uploaded to a social networking sight, thus they are not tangible.  However, if you create a cheap take home item that will not be thrown out, like a personalized koozie, can holder, huggie, can cooler etc.  Then people will not only have something that they take home, they will have souvenir that can be used again.  It not only will be used repeatedly, it will most likely be used again the next time they are sharing stories, e.g. an ice cold beer at a summer picnic – and guess what they will be talking about, the memorable moment you created and reminded them about with their personalized koozie.

Creating Memorable moments is easier said than done – but the first step is the hardest step, that is say to empower yourself to create the memorable moment.  No stop reading, go out there and practice these 5 simple steps and CREATE YOUR OWN MEMORABLE MOMENT!!!

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McMansion vs. McKoozie

mcmansion subdivisionRidiculously enormous “McMansions” (also commonly referred to as Starter Castles, Garage Mahals and Faux Chateaus) are turning into a mere memory for many in the United States.

Apparently, more and towns are passing ordinances against abnormally large homes, which tend to be at least 3,000 square feet  and built very close together.

McMansion according to Wikipedia

What sets a McMansion apart from a regular mansion, according to Wikipedia, are a few characteristics: They’re tacky, they lack a definitive style and they have a “displeasingly jumbled appearance.”

Not to fear America because real estate site Trulia declares in its latest report on home-buying trends: “The McMansion Era Is Over.”

McKoozie era begins

As the McMansion falls, wallets will grow and what better way to spend that extra cash then to purchase personalized koozies?!? Maybe even a McKoozie!

Here are some money quotes that you put on your McKoozie:

  • I cannot afford to waste my time making money.  ~Louis Agassiz
  • The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.  ~Author Unknown
  • Life shouldn’t be printed on dollar bills.  ~Clifford Odets
  • There are people who have money and people who are rich.  ~Coco Chanel
  • I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.  ~Joe Louis
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Blank Koozies

Blank koozies are a total travesty… Yes, a blank koozie will keep your drink ice cold and your hand dry, but where are the fun colors and catchy phrases?!?

***However, if you really want to purchase blank koozies, KoozieZ.com offers them in a variety of colors at the lowest prices, guaranteed!!!***

Blank Koozies

I can already imagine the excuses for not personalizing that poor, blank koozie: I can’t think of anything to say, I don’t want to appear silly, I don’t want to be laughed at, and the list goes on and on… So, in the words of Elbert Hubbard, “Don’t make excuses – make good!”

Ways to Personalize a Blank Koozie

In an attempt to save the world’s blank koozies from boredom and make them fun and personalized, I’ve created a helpful list to get your creative juices flowing.

A la Koozie Personalization!

Koozies for Graduation

Some quotes to turn blank koozies into graduation koozies:

  • The tassel’s worth the hassle!  ~Author Unknown
  • The fireworks begin today.  Each diploma is a lighted match.  Each one of you is a fuse.  ~Edward Koch
  • All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder.  ~Author Unknown
  • Wherever you go, go with all your heart.  ~Confucius
  • Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.  ~Author Unknown
  • Hitch your wagon to a star.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Koozies for Weddings

Some quotes to turn blank koozies into wedding koozies:

  • “To Have and To Hold, and to Keep Your Beer Cold”
  • “What a Catch” with Baseball & Mit image
  • “Somthing old, something new, something borrowed, and my something blue” with blue koozie
  • “Eat, drink and be married!”
  • “Laugh, drink and be married!”
  • “I went to ______ and ______’s wedding, and all I got was this damn koozie!”
  • “The wedding is here, time for beer!”
  • “Vows are Done, Time for Fun”
  • “Beer and koozies are like (your name) and (partner’s name)
  • “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a koozie.”
  • “The sincerest love is the love of beer.”
  • “I stole this from ______ and ______’s wedding!”
  • I married “Miss Right”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know that her first name was “Always”
  • “Live, Laugh, Love”

Koozies for Retirement

Some quotes to turn blank koozies into retirement koozies:

  • The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.  ~Abe Lemons
  • I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!  ~Author Unknown
  • Life begins at retirement.  ~Author Unknown
  • If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.  ~Doug Larson
  • Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.  ~Gene Perret
  • I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.  ~Hartman Jule
  • I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.  So I do it three or four times a day.  ~Gene Perret
  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith
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Pink Koozies

Customize a pink koozie now at KoozieZ.com! Lowest prices guaranteed!

As a homage to this amazing color (following the lead of the singer and Victoria’s Secret), a shade that is often overrated by women and underrated by their male counterparts, I’d like to take this opportunity to present my 5 favorite things about pink koozies.

Pink Koozies

5 Favorite Things about Pink Koozies

Without further adieu, let’s begin giving kudos to the pink koozie!

1) Pink Koozies are pink!

That’s right my friends… Pink koozies are pink, that pale red color first recorded in the late 17th century. Long live pink!

2) Pink Koozies are easy to spot

If you’re staring out at a vast sea of koozies, cans and plastic cups, you can rest assured that the pink koozie is sure to catch your wandering eye! Not to fear, your beer is right… there!

3) “Pink Koozies” is a fun phrase to say

Just try saying “pink koozies” after your 3rd or 4th ridiculously refreshing, frosty beer (you’re using a koozie, duh!) and you’ll see what I mean!

4) Pink Koozies show your support for finding the cure for breast cancer

Use your pink koozie to show how much you care! We all have grandmas, moms, sisters, daughters, etc., so show them how much you care by sipping your next beverage out of a pink-colored koozie. For more information on finding the cure, visit Susan G Komen!

5) No man will steal a Pink Koozie

It’s a great feeling knowing that you can leave your pink koozie for a couple minutes and return to find her right where you left her!

Customize a pink koozie now at KoozieZ.com! Lowest prices guaranteed!

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Summer Koozie Fun

Koozie - Greatest Invention Ever
Image by Jym Ferrier via Flickr

Summer is here, meaning the sun is shining and tiny beads of sweat are slowly dripping from your brow. Time to grab a cool, refreshing beer (complete with koozie of choice) and take advantage of the long days and warm summer nights.

Regardless of the activity, koozies are the perfect compliment to all your summer activities…

Koozies for Summer BBQs

Hosting a BBQ? Don’t forget the koozies! Guests will appreciate that their drink stays cold for longer than 2 minutes. Even better, order some personalized koozies… Whether you give them away or keep them in your cupboard, they’re fun, functional and a great conversation starter!

Here are some potential quotes for your BBQ party koozie (thanks BBQ.co.uk for the BBQ quotes!):

  • “It is better to have burnt and lost, then never to have barbecued at all” – William Shakespeare
  • “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sauces” – Unknown
  • “It is a far, far better barbecue that I have now, than I have ever had before” – Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
  • “Intelligence is something we are born with. BBQ’ing is a skill that must be learned” – Edward de Bono
  • “It is not enough to have a good BBQ, the main thing is to use it well” – Rene Descartes
  • “BBQ’ing is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration” – Thomas Edison
  • “The creation of a thousand BBQ’s is in one gas bottle” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “Ich bin ein Barbequer” – J F Kennedy
  • “Always wear something sensible when cooking at the barbecue” – Lady Godiva
  • “A sharp blade is a must for dicing and slicing” – Boadicea
  • ‘I always think that the right background music is an essential part of a good barbecue” – Nero
  • “It will be fine for a barbecue tonight, all this talk of hurricane force winds is rubbish” – John Fish
  • “Spare rib anyone?” – Adam
  • “I would much prefer Bacon not to be on the menu” – William Shakespere
  • “To BBQ or not to BBQ, that is the question” – William Shakespeare
  • “Meat products should always be thoroughly cooked. You can have any colour providing it’s not black” – Henry Ford
  • “Give a man a bbq feed him for a day. Teach a man to bbq and feed him for the summer” – Jesus
  • “Invite couples with children – everyone loves children – espically if they are cooked properly” – WC Fields
  • “This lady is not for turning! I’ll dish up the coleslaw………..” – Margaret Thatcher
  • “Strong the sauce in this one truly is” – Yoda
  • “Try me kangaroo brown, sport” – Rolf Harris
  • “Sample me wombat black, Jack” – Rolf again
  • “Never leave your barbecue unattended as this may result in upsetting your neighbours” – Bernie the Baker, Pudding Lane, London 1666.
  • “Yon Cassius hath a lean and hungry look – why taketh the barbecue so long?” William Shakespeare – Julius Caesar
  • “L’Angleterre est une nation de barbecuers” – Napoleon Bonaparte
  • “The moving finger writes; and having writ, moves on to light the barbecue” – Rubiyat of Omar Khayyam
  • “Food over flame burns, food over heat cooks” – Alfred the Great
  • “Prepare large pieces of meat and meat on the bone by part cooking before grilling” – Baden Powell
  • “Make sure all meat is thoroughly defrosted” – Ernest Shackleton
  • “Try a bit of variety with your meat. Venison makes a great change.” – Robin of Loxley
  • “Veggies: chop, skewer, coat with honey mustard and oil, wrap in foil and grill. Soak wooden stakes, no …. skewers in water to avoid burning.” – Vlad the Impaler

Koozies for Summer Pool Parties

Get out of the heat and into the pool!  Cool down while looking cool with a koozie!

  • “A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” Garrison Keillor

So, whether it’s a BBQ, the pool, the lake or just your backyard, take advantage of the summer sun while keeping your drink cool with a koozie!

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Kate Winslet is Dating

English actress Kate Winslet. Being interviewe...

My favorite Titantic star may have recently split, but that doesn’t mean she’s resting on her laurels!

Word on the street is that Kate Winslet has a new man… Four months after her split with director Sam Mendes, the actress, 34, has been quietly dating British model Louis Dowler, whom she met through mutual friends, according to News of the World.

Winslet and Dowler, also 34, who has appeared in fashion campaigns for Burberry and Paul Smith, have “been on lots of dates and get on really well. It’s early days for them but they enjoy each other’s company,” a source tells the British tabloid.

Reps for the Oscar winner and the model had no comment about the report.

Kate’s Koozies

If Kate Winselt were to wed in the near future (or have any ole party), here is my vote for what should be on her koozies (if you can’t tell, I *heart* the Titantic):

  • I’ll never let go!
  • I’m queen of the world!
  • Teach me to drink beer like a man!
  • Beer’s here, there’s nothing to fear!
  • My heart will go on if there’s beer in the koozie!

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COED Magazine introduces the 2010 Koobzie (a.k.a. the Boob Koozie)

Our friends at COED Magazine are clearly on the right track when it comes to koozies, saying:

No two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we’d like to introduce to you the ‘koobzie’ (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers.

Check out the rest of their story HERE, not to mention tons of koobzie pics!

KoozieZ agrees that breasts can be a great way to not only hold your beer, but your koozie as well!

Koobzie - Boob Koozie

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The Perfect Promotional Item

What is the Perfect Promotional Item?

When looking for a great promotional item for your business, charity or other kind of organization, you might be thinking of traditional items like notepads, pens and fridge magnets.  However, there is an item that is far better than any of these items.  Consider purchasing cheap koozies for your next promotional item.

Benefits of a Cheap Koozie

A cheap koozie is the ideal promotional item for a variety of reasons.    Let’s imagine that you are a real estate agent, let’s think about all the ways a cheap koozie could benefit your business.

Koozies are Cheap

Koozies cost between $1 and $2 each when you purchase more than 25 and this includes the screenprinting of your logo, text, telephone number, name and any other information you would like printed on there.  You can also print on both sides of the koozie, so for example, you could print the details of your real estate office on one side of the koozie and your individual contact information on the other site.  This is a great way of keeping your business at the top of your consumer’s mind, as well as the top of their friends’ minds.

Koozies are Fun

People love to use koozies and tend to only use them in happy, celebratory situations.  A barbecue, for example, is one of the most common places to use a cheap koozie.  So, if you give free koozies to your customers, they will use them around their family and friends at their summer barbecues.  The fact that people are using something that has your logo on it implies a level of trust in your company/product and that confidence is conveyed to the user’s friends and family.

Koozies are Long-Lasting

While a pen or notepad can be used up, get lost or simply stowed away with other bric-a-brac in a person’s home, a koozie is something that lasts a long time and tends not to be so easily forgotten.  The average koozie will last a few years if you take good care of it, and koozies made out of more durable material, like foam or neoprene can last even longer.

You can Personalize a Koozie

Regardless of your company colors, logo, font and image, it is possible to make a koozie that will show your company off in good light.  You simply personalize your koozie online or discuss your needs with a koozie salesperson and they will design the perfect koozie for you.

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Funny Alcohol Quotes

Here are some of KoozieZ favorite alcohol quotes… They’re also great for koozie quotes!

  • Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much.  Then again, don’t drink too little.  ~Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen
  • Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown
  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.  ~W.C. Fields
  • You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.  ~Author Unknown
  • I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.  ~Frank Sinatra
  • I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.  ~Oscar Levant
  • Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.  ~Jean Kerr
  • They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.  ~Scottish Proverb
  • Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.  ~Homer Simpson
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.  ~Henny Youngman
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